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Posted: Tue, 28 Feb 2006 22:04:38 Post Subject: Electronics Are Better Than Sex
Mildly amusing... and true!
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Stereotypes are a fact of life. They exist for everyone. One major stereotype of men is that all they ever think about is sex. There is some truth to this of course but I think I found something guys like even better, electronics. When I say guys I am referring to straight men, I have no idea if gay men have the same interest, or if they always think about sex like straight men do. - Electronics Are Better Than Sex
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Posted: Wed, 01 Mar 2006 00:32:10 Post Subject:
Blue|Fusion wrote:
True. But [legal] assault rifles are still greater than electronics...and sex!
I <3 (yes, I did a <3) my AR-15 Carbine (M-4)
No they aren't. Sex is MUCH better.... and trust me, I've shot things that will make you squirt in your pants. _________________ I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. - Oath of office of the President of the United States
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Posted: Wed, 01 Mar 2006 09:30:39 Post Subject:
When your older... you will find out. _________________ I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. - Oath of office of the President of the United States
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Posted: Wed, 01 Mar 2006 10:59:36 Post Subject:
I'll still stick to the rifle stuff. Hell, the only time I've been flashed was by a SWAT member in the firing range with and flashbang grenade. That was only Friday, too. That was definately intense, cool, and then SWAT let me and my friend play with the MP5s on the range (they had an M-4, too, but I already shot my dads plenty of times...so I wanted to try out the MP5). The Seargeant gave me 3x 30 round magazines and said have some fun. They're only 9mm rounds so it's hard to miss...even in 3 round burst and full auto. I still wanna know what you were shooting that made you mess your pants, EC. A .60 cal MG? .50 cal sniper? I know that would make me explode in my pants. _________________ Take a look at my Gallery!
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Posted: Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:34:36 Post Subject:
I was in the Marines... I shot bigger things than those (think missiles). Shot the MP5 as well. _________________ I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will faithfully execute the Office of President of the United States, and will to the best of my Ability, preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States. - Oath of office of the President of the United States
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Posted: Wed, 01 Mar 2006 14:41:28 Post Subject:
Hmm. What were you doing that you used missiles? Air to ground? SAM? AIM-120 or AIM-9 missiles (that's what I hope to get to use in the USAF in a few years). But small arms fire (snipers, mainly) are still funner, because you have to get behind enemy lines where the adrenaline hits you. Being in the beloved Core, I'm sure you know alot about that, too. _________________ Take a look at my Gallery!
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