Well, don't get me wrong. Sex is great, but so much time and effort and tediousness involved in getting some of the girls (that aren't myspace whores). I go the whole nine yards and then some and love it. But the power, authority, and responsibility to use a lethal weapon is pretty damned cool, too. So in between the girlfriends, there's always comfort at the firing range (or hunting in the Rockies).
(No, I don't mean BOTH hands! 
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