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Dr. EvilCheeze
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PostPosted: Sun, 11 May 2008 13:32:11    Post Subject: Happy Mothers Day!! Reply with quote View Single Post

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heylinder
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PostPosted: Sun, 11 May 2008 16:59:41    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
LOL, very funny Smile

Happy Mother's Day to Misty and all you other "mothers" Wink Smile


Before I was a Mom
I never tripped over toys or remembered words to a lullaby.
I didn't worry whether or not my plants were poisonous.
I never thought about immunizations.

Before I was a Mom -
I had never been puked on.
Pooped on.
Chewed on.
Peed on.
I had complete control of my mind and my thoughts.
I slept all night.

Before I was a Mom -
I never held down a screaming child so doctors could do tests.
Or give shots.
I never looked into teary eyes and cried.
I never got gloriously happy over a simple grin.
I never sat up late hours at night watching a baby sleep.

Before I was a Mom -
I never held a sleeping baby just because I didn't want to put him down.
I never felt my heart break into a million pieces when I couldn't stop the hurt.
I never knew that something so small could affect my life so much.
I never knew that I could love someone so much.
I never knew I would love being a Mom.

Before I was a Mom -
I didn't know the feeling of having my heart outside my body.
I didn't know how special it could feel to feed a hungry baby.
I didn't know that bond between a mother and her child.
I didn't know that something so small could make me feel so important and happy.

Before I was a Mom -
I had never gotten up in the middle of the night every 10 minutes to make sure all was okay.
I had never known the warmth, the joy, the love, the heartache,
the wonderment or the satisfaction of being a Mom.
I didn't know I was capable of feeling so much, before I was a Mom.
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Jason
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PostPosted: Sun, 11 May 2008 20:13:42    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
Happy Mothers Day!!
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misty
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PostPosted: Mon, 12 May 2008 00:28:38    Post Subject: Reply with quote View Single Post
Happy Mother's Day to Linda and any other mothers out there.
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