[heylinder]

We are about to enter the summer and BBQ season. Therefore it is important
to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking
activity, as it's the only type of cooking a 'real' man will do, probably
because there is an element of danger involved.

When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put
into motion:

Routine...

(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with
the necessary cooking utens ils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is
lounging beside the grill - drink in hand.

Here comes the important part:

(4) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine...

(5) The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.
(6) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks
her and asks if she will bring another drink while he deals with the
situation.

Important again:

(7) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine...
( The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces,
and brings them to the table.
(9) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

And most important of all:
(10) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(11) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off from cooking."
And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no
pleasing some women...

[knight0334]

yeps.. sooo true.. no damn appreciation from women ever.. lol

[acruxksa]

Sounds about right to me. Although you did leave out the part where Man uses too much charcoal lighter fluid and singes his eye brows.

[Charlie]

It's tough having to keep an eye on that drink while the meat is cooking. Not just anyone can do that.....

[SpeedZone]

LOL

These rules should be printed and included with each new Grill sold. You know...just in case someone (probably some woman ), forgets some of the BBQ routine steps.

Great job all (and especially heylinder!)

[borschtBomber[SS]]

I mean really, these rules don't need to be written down....the routine goes without saying

[heylinder]

LOL, glad you guys did not let me down

[mrweasel]

gee, in my house just change the word "woman" to me

damn, why can't she cook?

[knight0334]

[mrweasel]

sucks to be a trained chef. don't have heels, but I do have clogs