Last Tuesday, as President Bush got off the helicopter in front of the White House, he was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.
A squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says:
"Nice Pigs, sir."
The President replies "These are not pigs, these are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.. I got one for Senator Hillary Clinton and I got one for Speaker Of The House Nancy Pelosi."
The squared away Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says,
"Excellent trade, sir." |